"Fat bottom girls they make this rockin world go round"
-Queen, Fat Bottom Girls
Geez man. Where do I start after a good system blow out? The F*ckin beauty that was Thursday nights ride at Heil Valley Ranch with the NEW Wild Turkey Loop that just blew my mind, or today's 14 miles of huckin a 2 year old in a Burley up singletrack climbs in the dirt. It was all good and got me thinking about how i have to enjoy myself as a sentient 2 legged creature that can still move.
All the conversations about how in meer evolutionary moments, we will see the opposable thumb increase in dexterity and decrease in size to evolve the modern text messenger. What about the overweight couch potato? how will this beastie impact and evolve?
With obesity on the rise and online shopping keeping them at eBay, how can we hope to keep our legs? While thumbs are going wild, legs are disappearing and the evolution of the species is becoming all too evident to me.
Now forgive me if you're of the over-weight ilk, but my thought bubble is bursting here. I'm not the masochist that trains and trains and trains and then races a triathlon just to see if i like it, but on the same page, I'm not a sloth.
I know enough to say that i'll skip that extra loaf of bread but still silly enough to buy that bottle of squeezie cheese and kill it with a group of friends over a box of wheat thins and a campfire. Now barring any sort of glandular problems, where in the world do invented -isms and the need to stuff yourself like a holiday pig play?
If there were still giant lizards running around, it's be great cause we all know that the little fat kid in class was never very fast. There could be an upside to having a token "sandwich man" along for that stroll down to the nearest watering hole. But those days are far and few between in this western world.
Now I was thinking on my ride this afternoon that obesity will eventually lead to an evolutionary change that will take the legs from the Homo Sapien. Picture that. A big corpuscle with a nasty look and long arms with either a personal people mover to take them up the stairs to bed or just a Matrix style pod that closes and locks them in for the night. Pleasant dreams Mr./Mrs. Bacon and Mayo Sandwich.
I need to ride more to stop this evolution. To teach my children the way. Ride children! Save your race! Send me a text when your done.
-Queen, Fat Bottom Girls
Geez man. Where do I start after a good system blow out? The F*ckin beauty that was Thursday nights ride at Heil Valley Ranch with the NEW Wild Turkey Loop that just blew my mind, or today's 14 miles of huckin a 2 year old in a Burley up singletrack climbs in the dirt. It was all good and got me thinking about how i have to enjoy myself as a sentient 2 legged creature that can still move.
All the conversations about how in meer evolutionary moments, we will see the opposable thumb increase in dexterity and decrease in size to evolve the modern text messenger. What about the overweight couch potato? how will this beastie impact and evolve?
With obesity on the rise and online shopping keeping them at eBay, how can we hope to keep our legs? While thumbs are going wild, legs are disappearing and the evolution of the species is becoming all too evident to me.
Now forgive me if you're of the over-weight ilk, but my thought bubble is bursting here. I'm not the masochist that trains and trains and trains and then races a triathlon just to see if i like it, but on the same page, I'm not a sloth.
I know enough to say that i'll skip that extra loaf of bread but still silly enough to buy that bottle of squeezie cheese and kill it with a group of friends over a box of wheat thins and a campfire. Now barring any sort of glandular problems, where in the world do invented -isms and the need to stuff yourself like a holiday pig play?
If there were still giant lizards running around, it's be great cause we all know that the little fat kid in class was never very fast. There could be an upside to having a token "sandwich man" along for that stroll down to the nearest watering hole. But those days are far and few between in this western world.
Now I was thinking on my ride this afternoon that obesity will eventually lead to an evolutionary change that will take the legs from the Homo Sapien. Picture that. A big corpuscle with a nasty look and long arms with either a personal people mover to take them up the stairs to bed or just a Matrix style pod that closes and locks them in for the night. Pleasant dreams Mr./Mrs. Bacon and Mayo Sandwich.
I need to ride more to stop this evolution. To teach my children the way. Ride children! Save your race! Send me a text when your done.
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