"Everything looks different from far away"--Postal Service 'Such Great Heights'
Well, it's almost time for me to leave the working sector and branch out into something new. It's been one of those slow motion train wrecks that i've been watching now for about a year. It was almost preposterous that it's taken this long for the Aquiring Company (let's just refer to them as That Other Company)to let me go. I mean, I know that i'm quite a catch, just ask my wife, but to keep me in that rusty bird cage with all their birds just squacking was making me re-evaluate the payola. Maybe they do get things done for their offices that they like better. Like that highschool teacher that would do special little things for you because you were doing something special for her.
I think Colorado just isn't doing anything that the home office is taking an interest in. They should just say, "You're Fired" to all the coporate survivors that are trying to stick it out in a hostile home environment.
It's crazy. That's one of the reasons why I had no interest in going to the office. Just stay at home and answer all questions and problems from the sanctity of my save and sheltered basement where i only have to go upstairs to get my water and some salted pretzel rods and then return to burning my eyes out on 2 monitors. Bliss.
I wish those whom i leave at the new company will find their way and either be accepted into the popular crowd or move out and find people who like them better. Gotta hate when the same team mates are the ones trapping you in the locker room and giving you that super wedgie and then spreading it around that you're a subserviant dooshbag/whore to your manager. Take that red stapler and pop a few caps in some asses. Take back the power and let them know you're not some mediocre slack-ass from Silicon Valley who actually does suck a dick to push your programs to the top of the cue.
I'm gonna go make a t-shirt and start a revolution now.