
— Fishbone Lemon Meringue
So I've got these ideas in my head and need a manger to help me make them come to fruition. Isn't that how it always is? Kevin bacon has a personal assistant. I want a personal assistant too. Someone to say, "I'll get that in the works right away Mr SWRL" and "Don't forget to take your fish oil Mr SWRL."
My wife is nice but she can only cover me 45% of the time since she needs her own personal assistant to keep her appointments under control. And my kids can't even find their socks in the morning let alone help me keep my life in check.
I've been having these huge brainstorms for things to do when i grow up. Not to mention all the images i'm generating for my unused collection of artwork that needs to find gallery space. How much would a manger/personal assistant run me?? $22Gs a year or more? who out there will help me out?
Constantine introduced me to SwampCo so that i could be his organizer and help him get his stuff done....when will Mr LeFleur introduce me to a young hyper-organizer? Cute with cotton panties. Someone to have pillow fights with and laugh with about all the crap I have in my head that needs a forum??
Labels: Personal Organizer